Project Runway 11.6: Spelling Bee-otch
Treadle, thimble, toil and trouble! Needle poke and cauldron bubble! There’s much ado about fashion on Project Runway this week, when our contestants work their magic on the age-old problem of old age,...
View ArticleProject Runway 11.7: Where’s Carrie when you need her?
Break out the pig’s blood, y’all, we’re going to prom! You may remember that Benjamin went home last week. Do you care? You have such a short attention span. You may also remember that Amanda did not...
View ArticleProject Runway 11.8: Don’t Cry for Me, Laughing Nina
Our dedicated judges are looking out for us. Photogenic professionals Heidi Klum, Nina Garcia and Zac Posen wish to coax the best designs out of everyone, so they hand-pick this week’s two teams to...
View ArticleProject Runway 11.9: Oh Lord (and Taylor) Almighty!
Did you think this was a show about fashion? Oh, foolish you. The clothes in this show are like the plot in a Cole Porter show: the flimsiest wisp of a pretense. What matters is the singing! Or in...
View ArticleProject Runway 11.10: Dear Me!
Dear Andy Others: I have been reading your column for months, and I need your advice. You may have seen me on Project Runway. I’m Daniel, the one you liken to Hercule Poirot, Salvador Dali and Snidely...
View ArticlePROJECT RUNWAY 11.11: They’re Baaaaack!
(Scene: A dim runway room. The Five are summoned by the Blonde Goddess and the Silver Fox, “hats and all.” They are a proud five, happy to have made it this far. But little do they know…) BLONDE...
View ArticleProject Runway 11.12: Left Behind
I like Patricia. I like that she’s older, non-traditional and has an identifiable point-of-view. She’s true to her culture. There’s no question she’s a great textile artist. I even like her ululating....
View ArticleProject Runway 11.13: Ding Dong! Tim Gunn Calling!
Can you imagine if you were in your house, and the doorbell rang, and it was Tim Gunn? Wouldn’t you be just the happiest person in the world? Or would you suddenly remember that it’s been three months...
View ArticleProject Runway 11.14: The Critical Path
If Tim Gunn suggested to the proverbial hare, “I think you have more work to do. Is this the best time for a nap?” would the recalcitrant lepus shake off his yawning siesta and leap with his long hind...
View ArticleTony Awards 2013: Twelve things I learned in the Press Room
Now that it’s all over, we know that Kinky Boots is the big Tony winner of the night—sweeping aside Matilda and other contenders as the best new musical. We learned that Cicely Tyson is a smart bird...
View ArticleZac Posen back for Project Runway Season 12, starting later this month
Project Runway, we hardly realized ye were gone—but ye are back! The Lifetime series will return with Season 12 on July 18, Entertainment Weekly reports. As with Season 11, which finished this spring,...
View ArticleAndy Others will return to SimplyShowbiz.com with Season 12 “Project Runway”...
SimplyShowbiz is happy to announce that Andy Others will be back with us to provide more scintillating, insightful, and wickedly uproarious recaps of Project Runway when the long-running series returns...
View ArticleProject Runway 12.1: What I Did on My Summer Vacation
Dear Readers, I was innocently lying poolside with a mid-summer margarita in hand, enjoying a sunny respite when I learned that Project Runway Season Twelve had started. How did this happen? Remember...
View ArticleProject Runway 12.2: A Carat and a Schtick
Previously on Project Runway: Parachutes! Labia! “Sustainable” nonsense! Does it feel like a Broadway musical number should happen right about now? Or is that just how it feels in the Others household...
View ArticleProject Runway 12.3: Stop This Crazy Thing!
Sssh! Heidi Klum is sneaking into the Refinery Hotel on pedicured tiptoe to awaken the twelve remaining designers of Project Runway’s Season Twelve. She bursts into each hotel room, causing contestants...
View ArticleProject Runway 12.4: Knotty or Nice?
Make your list and check it twice, because Sandro Claus is comin’ to town. And by “comin’ to” I mean “leavin’ this.” And by “leavin’ this” I mean “walking out of the show in the most dramatic bit of...
View ArticleProject Runway 12.5: Unidentified Effing Objects
“Government Confirms Area 51 Exists” is the silently screaming headline upon which my aged parakeet shall shed his seedy and symbolic effluence this morning. Meanwhile, the rising sun spreads its...
View ArticleProject Runway 12.6: Notes on Glamp
Dear readers, are you sick and tired of your fabulous urban lifestyle? (We can’t all live in the Refinery Hotel, but we manage to find other routes to fabulous.) Are you having a hot time, summer in...
View ArticleProject Runway 12.7: The Shoe Must Go On
Remember how the last episode was so sweet, and Justin was saved by Tim Gunn, who is the best? Well, forget it. This week we are back to bitchiness, backstabbing, and panic. Andy Others, for one, could...
View ArticleProject Runway 12.8: Variations on a Seam
How many times have you had romantic visions of being awakened by Tim Gunn, bursting unexpectedly into your hotel room like Eros with a rigid arrow? The first thing we learn this week on Project Runway...
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